Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Housework Haiku

Note from a Hungry Dyson

Famished for cat fur
dried mud, toast crumbs, Barbie shoes
Feed me, I'm your beast.

Post-Dinner Apocolypse

Forks, knives, caked-on rice
Palmolive, hands not softened
Noodles in the drain.

Laundry Left Two Days in the Washer

Sour, savage socks
twisted towels, tangled panties
Summon back the Tide.

1 comment:

sweetney said...

This is why you're a badass.

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